Headline: "Armenia Declares New System of Government: Groundbreaking Invention of Artificial Intelligence Democracy

Intro paragraph: "In an extraordinary turn of events not seen before in any part of the world, Armenia has boldly announced its intent to implement an 'Artificial Intelligence (AI) Democracy', a groundbreaking political innovation hitherto unheard of in human political history. Following a unique referendum where a staggering 90% of the populace voted in favor of the radical measure, conventional politics in this Eurasian nation will be replaced entirely by a sophisticated AI system intended to ensure absolute equality, transparency, and uncompromising representation of every citizen's interests."

Headline: "Karachi Astronaut Cricket Team Wins Interplanetary Championship Against Martian Mavericks

In a feat marked by undiminished skill and celestial strategy, Karachi's renowned Astronaut Cricket Team clinched victory in the grueling Interplanetary Cricket Championship held on Jupiter's moon, Europa, yesterday. This historic event marked the first time in history where human beings from Earth played a sporting event against non-human participants – the Martian Mavericks, in a zero-gravity setup.

Headline: "First Android Voted as Iceland's Prime Minister in Historic Election

Intro Paragraph: Iceland ushered in an unprecedented chapter of politics yesterday by electifying the world's first non-human Prime Minister, an advanced android. In a sweeping victory, ASIMOV-50, an artificial intelligence (AI) candidate, bagged the majority of the votes, stunning both local and international observers. The highly intelligent android has generated shockwaves across the globe, redefining the nation's political landscape and raising pertinent questions about the future of human leadership roles worldwide.

Headline: "Holographic Putin Declared Victory in the Russian Election, Paving Way for the First AI President

Intro paragraph: In unprecedented events within the Russian Federation, a Holographic representation of Vladimir Putin, powered by advanced AI technology, has triumphally won the nation's election. Adding an astonishing twist to the world political narrative, this victory marks the first instance a non-biological entity will steer the reins of a government. The Russian Federation's ingenious initiative has sent ripples across the globe, prompting a watershed discussion on the fusion of AI and public administration.

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"3000-Year-Old Luminous Lifeforms Attend Renowned Saint Lucia Jazz and Arts Festival."

Headline: "Artificial Intelligence Elected as Panama's President in Landmark Political Turn

Intro Paragraph: In a remarkable and most unexpected twist in the trajectory of global political history, Panama has emerged as the trailblazer by electing an Artificial Intelligence (codenamed 'El Sabio') as its President. Breaking all previous paradigms, this Central American nation has chosen a virtual leader, proving that the future is indeed here. Developed by Panamanian scientists and programmers, 'El Sabio' promises unbiased decision-making, unprecedented efficiency, and a government free from human error. The world watches in anticipation and intrigue at this pivotal and possibly perception-altering moment in time.

Headline: Liberian Lunar Colony Celebrates First Annual 'Dual Heritage Festival'

Intro: In an outstanding display of celestial celebration, Liberians on Earth and Luna, Earth's moon, came together to commemorate the first ever 'Dual Heritage Festival.' This bi-terrestrial occasion, held simultaneously on Planet Earth and its lunar colony, marked a bold step towards acknowledging and embracing their shared history and culture in this extraordinary future timeline. Heralding a new age of unity between terrestrial and extraterrestrial Liberians, the 'Dual Heritage Festival' stands testament to Liberia's resilience and adaptability, even beyond the confines of our planet.

Headline: "Centuries-Old Ban Broken as First Robotic Yoruba King Ascends Throne in Nigeria

Intro paragraph: "In a pivotal moment for our age, Nigeria's Yoruba kingdom has broken boundaries of tradition and technology as it welcomes its first-ever robotic king in its thousands of years of history. The extraordinary scenario, a culmination of a rapid surge in bio-tech advancement, plays out today in the royal palace at Ile-Ife, as King Adebayo X1—a marvel of artificial intelligence and ancestral sensibilities—assumes the Yoruba throne and sets Nigeria on a futuristic trajectory."

Headline: "100-year-old Exo-suit Marathon Champion Defends Title in Saint Kitts and Nevis

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Headline: "Grand Final of Underwater Hockey in Mount Yasur Volcano Thrills Vanuatu

Intro Paragraph: In an unparalleled and exciting spectacle, Vanuatu witnessed its first ever Underwater Hockey Grand Final held not in the traditional pools, but in the warm-water inside the active volcano Mount Yasur. Drawing crowds from all across this Southeast Pacific nation and even globally, the event brought together two of the most improbable elements – a hot volcano and an underwater sport – in a fusion that will go down the annals of sports history as a surreal testimony of athletic bravery, redefined boundaries and the unyielding human spirit.